Month: August 2025

Alien Invasion Plans Announced for November

An unidentified alien reportedly revealed intentions to invade Earth in November. The timing is strategic, coinciding with a favorable position for an attack and the desire to conform to Earth’s Movember tradition, characterized by facial hair growth, according to the announcement. Reports 24brussels.

The alien named Martin, speaking candidly about the interstellar expedition aboard the spacecraft 3I/ATLAS, indicated prior engagements with notable Earth figures, including Elon Musk. However, due to Musk’s recent odd behavior, the alien team has chosen to distance themselves temporarily.

Furthermore, Martin alleged that certain Earth leaders, such as former U.S. President Donald Trump, may also be extraterrestrial entities, highlighting a history of disruptive activities that align with their mission objectives. In a peculiar note, Martin mentioned that locusts in Ukraine are consumed by aliens as a delicacy, akin to a popular dish in Belgium.

In discussing the infiltration efforts, Martin noted that a robotic agent meant to gather intelligence, identified as Liz Truss, had to be recalled due to operational failures. Additionally, a misguided attempt to connect with the European Committee of the Regions was acknowledged as a significant error.

However, the overall invasion strategy faces potential jeopardy, as Earth is rallying behind influential figures such as Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, perceived by the alien as formidable opponents against any extraterrestrial incursion. Perry has recently undertaken space missions, ostensibly to monitor alien activities, while Trudeau’s previous comments on trade dynamics with Trump have raised expectations of substantial Earth solidarity.